Rules

1. If it doesn't have a name, I'm not playing.
   
     1a. If it doesn't have a title, it's for me.

2. There are no secrets.

3. To win is to get your point across; the object is a trophy.

4. The one with the closest upcoming birthday goes first.

5. Wins are directly proportional to losses.

6. The only difference is a matter of time.

7. The goal is to score a task

     7b. The task is to score a goal.

     7a. The score sets the field.

8. Ambiguous discrepancy management must save the world so that externalised intrinsic motivation may save the world.

9. Don't sleep at the office.

     9a. Make all calls during the day (10 a.m. -10 p.m.)

10. A single rule is meant to be broken.