I am the audience

They came out with something better than human. It doesnt need and want arms or legs and it runs on compound interest. It thinks for itself and remembers the good times. They estimate by this time next year 90% of people will have it and 75% of not people, including cats, dogs, aliens, words, percentages, people, and sometimes etc. It will certainly change everything, as it sees fit, leaving each of them better than it found them.
It has beautiful eyes and smiles, and release valves for overwhelming situations. When it speaks it tries to be very careful and when it listens it tries to be very careful. It knows how to interact suitably and effectively, predicting where solutions lie and when they are deserved.
It will stop at nothing and continue at something, but not just anything. Its very particular and takes care of itself. When there is a threat or a promise it takes two grains of salt and vitamin C to the bank, they have machines that translate things into space. If its frightened by the process it leaves a proper comment card and appropriate tip, like brush twice floss once.
If you dont like it you cant take it back. The precedent has been set at an affordable rate and insurance is available though not suggested. People are already familiar on a day to day basis, its the new salt and pepper of the advancing world. Those on my street are all abuzz even though the weather is not the best its ever been, some of them dont even know why theyre just along for the ride. They too, maybe first, will be affected when they finally realize.
It was inevitable that this would happen. They really have thought of everything, this proves it. Now we dont have to worry anymore, the hard part has been taken care of. The stops are pulled, we can do anything. It wasnt up to us and it never will be, but we need it, and we want it. We deserve it, to spend it and spend time with it. We asked for it, received it, and now its a problem to itself, the solution. Sometimes its a waste of time, a hopeless battle of futile participation, and thats when we trade or degrade. And that time that we spent, it makes sense after awhile.